March 2012
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I remember..
..when my granny used to let me sit up front in her car with her when I was in Kindergarten.
Back before some law somewhere said kids had to sit in car seats in the back seat until they’re damn near 14.
Granny said she had me on the arm rest of her car so I could read the street signs. Now, fokes talmbout “car seats expire”.
Eh.
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Now Hiring for Graduation Crew!
I need a crew at the FedEx Forum Saturday, July 21st at 10am.
When my name is called, I need the crew to yell “BALL SO HARD MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA FINE HER”.
Pay based on experience.
~Management
February 2012
Another Fat Realization..
People think that a fat body is public property. They always comment about what a fat person “shouldn’t wear”, what a fat person is “Dead Azz Wrong” for doing and what a fat person doesn’t “need” to eat.
It bothers me so much that a fat body is a constantly policed body. It isn’t fair but it is always, for some reason, accepted. If you...
When fokes ask how old my kids are..
I will tell them I have an 18 month old son and a 75 month old daughter..
Random white girls on the Tumblr "natural hair"...
notesonascandal:
OK then.
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
Me: Yolo
