February 2012
When fokes ask how old my kids are..
I will tell them I have an 18 month old son and a 75 month old daughter..
Random white girls on the Tumblr "natural hair"...
notesonascandal:
OK then.
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
Me: Yolo
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fatbrat:
ethereal-eyes:
girl scouts came to my front door
someone heard my cry. cuz i knew not where they would be.
now I have an abundance of cookies, and my soul is free
GIRL you have the best damn blog posts.
I pretty much die laughing every time I see something from you.
EVERY DAMN TIME.
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*laid out until…*
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.